1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our but while yelling "WOO-HOO!" is truly the sexiest dance move around
3. In our last trip too pee. We realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
4. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooo much.
5. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song play's beacause "OH MY GOD ! I LOVE THIS SONG!"
6. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.
7. we yell at the bartender. Who we believed cheated us by giving us just juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.
8. We fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when we sit on it.
9. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)
10. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault we're having problems walking straight.